Uproar Upselling

A boon venture, per capita,
Prospects play an indelible
Role in commotion phases,
In corresponding cycles.

Such vibrancy disrupts certainty;
Tropes trip vitriolic theses,
Findings that foster ill effects,
Disdain the brain, that overwhelm,
Encourage enragement:

The mulard motto--engorge, then gouge.

Sooth sayings, in helpful servings,
Tender productive extracts to detoxify
The dilemma, forgo foreboding:
The culmination, allusions;
Extraneous belief considerations.

Play by play experts estimate in
Measures; the take taken determines
The called action; the refrain praised
On the anniversary, in clinical cycles,
Per capital.