In Retro Summerization: A Wayward Summary

Building blocks cutting corners
Full frontal [dis]grunt[alment]
Assembly lines back-ended in the throes
A sleight of [finger-buttoning] hand(s)
Having a lo[o]t[ing] of fun

Smoking [gun] or water [pistol]
     capillary constriction
     restriction dilate
     hysteria/euphoria
     [supple]mental toxicity
     hormonal deficiency

Crowdsourcing the mobbing
Seizure [ir]relevancy scouting
Weathered correspondent(s)
Trailing validity