One-Ups [listen]

Chewy Mush

Potato [Vale Emerald] (rinsed, scrubbed, pressure-cooked, mashed lumpy)
     Filtered Water
     Sea Salt
Carrot (peeled, pressure-cooked, puréed)
Tulip Greens (pressure-cooked, chopped)
Chicken Gizzards (with sharpened knife--trimmed and diced, sautéed)
     Olive Oil
Filtered Water (smoothness)

Crunchy-Chewy [better flavored] Mush

Pumpkin (diced, sautéed)
     Filtered Water
Turnip (peeled, diced, sautéed)
    Filtered Water
Lamb Chuck (cubed, sautéed)
    Olive Oil
    Sea Salt
Croûtons (plain)

Heavy Cream
Paprika
Arrowroot
Butter