Demeritorious Christmas [listen]

Marinara (jar, plain)
Portabella Mushroom Caps (chopped)
Onion (standard, cut julienne)
Yellow Wax Pepper (bands)
Bell Pepper (diced)
Tomato (crushed)
Tomato Paste
Sausage (spicy hot clumps)
Frozen Shrimp (medium)
Olive Oil
Oregano

Flaxseed and Durum (Flour) Noodle
Ricotta
Mozzarella

Yellow Tomato (reduced, pureed)
Olive Oil
Curly Parsley
[the above food processed]

Rice
Filtered Water
Dried Ginseng Root (pestled)

Hen-of-the-Woods (mushrooms)
Light Cream
Arrowroot

Beef Cubed Chuck Croutons
(skillet caramelized: olive oil, flour, raw sugar)

Pepper Corns (twisted)

[slow boiled]
Chicken Stock
Red Soda Potatoes
Mushrooms: Baby Button Caps
Dried Black Truffle Chips (rooted container dusted-off)

[food processed, sieved, returned to remaining mushrooms and broth]
Potato, Truffle, Coriander, Light Cream

Roll (potato)

Brine: raw sugar, sea salt cloves (ground)
Ham (skin scored, baked)
Gravy: brine boiled, raw sugar sea salt, pineapple rings, maraschino cherries (chopped)

Salmon Fillet (portion baked in tinfoil with curly parsley, olive oil and lemon juice)

Light Cream Gravy (with minced artichoke hearts and anchovies, arrowroot to thicken)