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CULINARY MUSING 021: June 23, 2006 [listen]

Condiments

There is no profundity, only irony. An auxiliary, condiments bring consistency to a meal, rendering the food palpable.

Condiments, adding a consistent value, are a catalyst flavor, a spice combination distributed as crystals in either a teaspoon scoop or a scaled packet, else in a liquefied form as a dollop, a dip, a dash or a squirt.

Accenting or smothering, condiments stabilize normalcy over the exquisite--a preference for the "plain," a polemic to bland the brand.

A conundrum: fried potatoes with catsup/mayonnaise.

Condiments heighten the senses or dull the sensation--an opposition in the constant battle for the just, right?


Poem [listen] Foodstuff

Condiments

Meal additives--
Enhancers that spice pursuits of happiness,
Compliments that delicate foods
Picked off the grapevine and
Processed for the information chain.

Flavorings preferred
For palatable digestion,
Condiments bring taste to
Prepared verbatim:
Human interest,
Literary non-fiction.

BBQ Sauce

Chicken Stock (fresh boiled w/lemon)
Chicken Parts (diced)
Cayenne/Chilli Powder
All Spice
Raw Sugar
Corn Starch (optional)
White Onion (diced)
Lemon Juice (zest)
Dried Hot Pepper (whole)
Tomato Paste
Red Wine Vinegar (optional)
Garlic (chopped)


BBQ Sauce 2

Cooking Wine (red)
Balsamic Vinegar
Chilli Powder
Tomato Paste
Filtered Water

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