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Mr. Potty Mouth
The words tweeted here are subconscious epigrams, nonsense disguised as aphorisms.

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CARD SHARK SAYS: "Showing one's face does not mean one's hand is revealed. To talk to the face, or speak to the hand--that is the question." January 3, 2011
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THE CHALLENGER SAYS: "Sometimes the best competition is yourself: http://eatingredients.blogspot.com/. Win or lose, builds sportsmanship." January 6, 2011
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CAPTAIN SAYS: "Once leaving port, the leadership is going down this exemplary route. Passengers may stay on board or jump; sink or swim." January 12, 2011
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CLOWN SAYS: "Sad laughter, tears of/at the heart, makes belief makeup funny feelings to powder powerful memories--forget foul flavorings." January 13, 2011
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CHARACTER SAYS: "The eccentric is epitomized by 1st person [victim] conflicted with 2nd person [values], filtered thu 3rd person [virtues]." January 15, 2011
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CUISINE THEORIST SAYS: "The cost(s) to market produce regional fluctuation in price per [in supply and demand] as stimulated by the recipe." January 15, 2011
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THE UNRULY CHILD SAYS: "Boring." If not, then "Whatever." When asked for elaboration, the little one's response is "Whatever is not boring!" January 17, 2011
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COMPLAINER SAYS: "Doc, my sleep apnea is making me late for '@ 9am' work." THE CURE SAYS: "Set the alarm clock, and call me in the morning." January 19, 2011
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THE CONNOISSEUR SAYS: "If one has the survival instincts of a dinosaur, then reconsider the moods lining the 'Now' of living on the 'Back'." January 23, 2011
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THE CALCULATING LOGICIAN SAYS: "Marital endearments may be indenturing, whereas obligatory indenture thru divorce may not be as endearing." January 26, 2011
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THE CULTURAL CONSULTANT SAYS: "The point of discovery determines the breakthrough of a technological platform & the destiny of retrospect." January 28, 2011
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