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The
words tweeted here are subconscious epigrams, nonsense disguised
as aphorisms. |
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LISTEN
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DATE
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22
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CLASSIFICATION: When
the "Samaritan" pays the Service, but forgets to
thank the Samaritans--better to be fictitious or to have no
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Feb 16, 2010
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23
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When lending a hand to the one that will
feed you, observe the bites are in proportion to the bio
and econo: from the b[r]east to the feast.
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Feb 22, 2010
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24
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Speculating on blizzard conditions incorrectly
is less disconcerting and troublesome than shoveling BS
[bulky snow].
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Feb 26, 2010
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25
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OFF MOPING: a sorrow that matters only in
the realm of bliss unreasoned; affluent sniveling--a sublime
contagion that outlasts depression.
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Mar 4, 2010
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26
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ON DISCOURSE: the insouciant swashbuckling
of sentences is more entertaining than the mincing of menacing
words.
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Mar 9, 2010
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POLITICALLY CORRECT ROLE REVERSAL (example):
Gender Discrimination: Health Advisory: Social Commentary:
Hormone replacement is a bitch!!!
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Mar 11, 2010
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28
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HUMAN imAGING: over the course of time,
career and deeds are the indicators that give birthdays
significance--only in the afterlife.
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Mar 18, 2010
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29
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If caught mumbling to yourself, do not say,
"I'll call you back," if you aren't wearing an earset...neither
use your thumb and pinky finger.
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Mar 23, 2010
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30
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COMPUTATION is not a sophisticated scheme
for obtaining freebies, just an algorithm for trending figures
as well as contextualizing memes.
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Mar 25, 2010
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