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words tweeted here are subconscious epigrams, nonsense disguised
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WHEN
EVERY DAY IS XMAS (A Grump's [de]Tales): the riddance of manifold
carbonic imprint; how this Miserable loves company--fight
depression! |
November 30, 2011
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MISERABLE
XMAS #2: once the sky has darkend, turn on all of the lights,
and dust the ceiling--if snow flakes, fix the roof; prep for
Santa!! |
December
2, 2011 |
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MISERABLE
XMAS #3: keep the scuff marks on the wall(s) to maintain the
household's aura, indicating to Claus that the kid(s) do have
fun! :) |
December
4, 2011 |
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MISERABLE
XMAS #4: minimize snacking prior to dinner, else prepare Santa
a "to go" filled with turkey & stuffing, instead
of cookies & milk. |
December
9, 2011 |
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160
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MISERABLE
XMAS #5: Chide not the disappointed child who curses Santa
for not delivering the perfect gift. Grand the tot the plus
item anon. |
December
14, 2011 |
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161
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MISERABLE
XMAS #6: if using a DebitCard, error not the pin#. Santa's
Money-Helper will freeze the account--care less of naughty/nice
status. |
December
16, 2011 |
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MISERABLE
XMAS #7: Getting a head start on the New Year's Resolution--taking
Kringle's ultimate sleigh workout, "Ow-Ow-Ow!" [Pun:
Oh-Oh-Oh!] |
December 22, 2011
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MISERABLE
XMAS #8: once the holiday is over, success, never the less;
keep this list even if next year is not as odd--jolly/folly
of source. |
December 27, 2011
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