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The
words tweeted here are subconscious epigrams, nonsense disguised
as aphorisms. |
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The words tweeted
here are subconscious epigrams, nonsense disguised as aphorisms. |
Dec 31, 2009
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When in line waiting, do not huff-and-puff
unless you have eaten a breath mint.
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Dec 31, 2009
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NON-ADVICE: When purchasing impulsively,
try not to think too much... You will stifle the ludicrous
satisfaction.
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Jan 1, 2010
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Remember, yelling at the automated courtesy
caller is like yelling at the TV.
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Jan 2, 2010
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After picking up take-out soup, and when
driving in the car, be certain to properly secure the Pho
in the booster seat.
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Jan 4, 2010
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Experience is only as real as time and distance--chomp
and chew (ingested and digested), factoring in excursions
to the loo.
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Jan 5, 2010
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Shelving a [supra-]business project is not
like [super-]market product placement because the former
takes much less [prefixing] work???
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Jan 7, 2010
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FINGER-POINTING CYCLE: Tedium--talking point;
Ad Nauseum--tipping point; Spectrum--flattering point; Per
Centum--got the point; Thumbs-up
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Jan 7, 2010
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When drawing conclusions, does one use graphite
or ink?
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Jan 10, 2010
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10
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When driving stick-shift, off to a roaring
start includes releasing the clutch while accelerating;
otherwise you are going nowhere fast!
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Jan 12, 2010
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Looking back through a rear-view mirror
provides approximately 20% hindsight vision.
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Jan 13, 2010
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12
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Insinuation is not a state of grace, just
a subtle way of sharing moral values.
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Jan 14, 2010
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HOLIDAY: a celebration that is commenced
willingly, that does not require leadership on any given
calendar.
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Jan 16, 2010
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So says Chagrin: A bit of champing is a
bit like gnashing with exception to the teeth being ground
when smiling bigly with glee. "Cheese!"
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Jan 20, 2010
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CHEAPSKATING: When checking your grocery
receipt immediately after purchase, try applying arithmetic
skills.
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Jan 23, 2010
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Remedial information is not the latest lingo
for issuing previously cycled content, just a primer for
the extension of understanding.
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Jan 26, 2010
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Does embracing one's pain pangs make one
a masochist? Does accepting one's chronic ailment make one
sick?
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Jan 28, 2010
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ON SELF-LOATHING: After successfully completing
an intense project, before patting yourself on the back,
make sure your hands are clean!
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Feb 2, 2010
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MINDING THE OBVIOUS: When unconscious, the
intellect mystifies meaning: what the brain is recording
as trite or profound. (Say 'no' to duh!)
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Feb 4, 2010
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BORDERLINE OBNOXIOUSNESS: incessant adherence
to a tenet potentially leading to tenetitis, an 'ergo'nomic
symptom of carpal tunnel syndrome.
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Feb 10, 2010
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LOVE & HATE: one hundred-forty characters
in(put/to) the box: personalities; assembled/collected figures;
(A/a)rt [un](fathom/forget)[able].
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Feb 13, 2010
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